This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
(via stephinfectionn)
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
(via thedeoxyribonucleicacid)
| friend: | there's nothing worse than death |
| me: | final seasons |
| me: | post-concert depression |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | fictional characters dying |
| me: | hipsters blogs |
| me: | your crush asks someone else out |
| me: | no wi-fi |
| me: | crocs |
| me: | auto play on blogs |
| friend: | |
| me: | when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you |
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
(via thedeoxyribonucleicacid)
I didnt have to hesitate for a moment to reblog this after I read it.
OWNED
forever reblog, scum
love you maddie
Get it gurl
(Source: bl-eehh, via thedeoxyribonucleicacid)
Obama on gay adoption
You the man
fucking beautiful
A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously
(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via stephinfectionn)
3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
i am in love with this
sjhsd good gosh child way to be blunt about it XD
(via forever90s)
